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Saturday
11Nov

i know when i am beaten

DateNov 11, 2006

I would write a post for you today, but I just read this on Non-Working Monkey's site, and I have to concede.

Someone in Starbucks ("Er ... I'll have a cappuccino please. With two extra shots." "TWO? You SURE?" "Yes, I would like it to taste of coffee". "You want syrup wid tat?" "Do I look like a cretin?"), gets a pint of milk, then Lucifer passes by and squirts in it.

I am a big enough person to admit when I have been beaten. Go. Go. It's funny as hell, and quite instructional as well.

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Reader Comments (5)

I read her as well, she's great.
Nov 11, 2006 at 10:01AM | Unregistered CommenterMrs. Brain Bombs
Coffee makes me mad as a cow, but I love a Frappacino.
Nov 11, 2006 at 11:15AM | Unregistered CommenterNessa
You've made me blush, damn ye!

Nov 12, 2006 at 05:37AM | Unregistered Commenternon-workingmonkey
in Starbucks cafe doesn`t taste gut for me
Nov 13, 2006 at 05:10AM | Unregistered Commenterricardo
I love Starbucks (yeah, big surprise) but man did this make me chuckle. Thanks for the tip to visit!
Nov 14, 2006 at 08:22PM | Unregistered CommenterEvil Genius

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