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    The Best Creative Nonfiction, Vol. 1

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The Stats 

  • age - 35 36
  • height - 5'6"
  • weight- go fuck yourself
  • sign - Pisces

favorites

  • color - red
  • food - pasta
  • restaurant - monte's on sugarloaf key
  • book - fierce invalids home from hot climates, tom robbins
  • movie - breakfast at tiffany's
  • song - superman by five for fighting
  • painting - la capeline rouge by monet
  • visual artist - alan doe
  • author - plato
  • singer - prince
  • thing to do when i'm sad - take a nap
  • thing to do when i'm happy - sing to shitty music at the top of my lungs
5 things i can't live without
  • my family
  • the boy
  • my dog
  • my laptop
  • my iPod

currently

  • on the iPod - counting crows, five for fighting, nickleback (sorry), fergie (sorrier still)
  • in the dvd - little miss sunshine
  • reading - skinny legs and all, tom robbins
  • on the tube - 24, The Office, The Dog Whisperer
  • in the 'fridge - coke, cheese(s), leftovers past their prime

best

  • feature - sense of self
  • physical feature - eyes
  • song to sing at the top of your lungs in the shower - rockstar, nickleback

worst

  • character flaw - a sense of entitlement
  • physical feature - 25 extra pounds (Um, cheese?)
  • enemy - myself
  • habit - procrastination
  • recent memory - flying on United
  • distant memory - saying goodbye to katherine

secrets

  • dream career - overpaid writer, professional poker player
  • greatest wish - life to be interesting. or beautiful. or both.
  • biggest real fear - wicked midgets
  • biggest irrational fear - the same
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