Overheard in our apartment today:
The Boy: Yeah, he's kind of a pain.
Me: No, not a "pain". He's a tool. There's just no better word to describe him. I mean, when you say his name, I think, "cocksucker", "asshole", "fucker", "shithead" ... but when it comes down to it, he's just a fucking tool. And not the good kind like Craftsman. One of those shitty tools that you buy at Walgreens that breaks in like 5 minutes. Tool.