so afraid

It's Friday the 13th. Be afraid. Be very afraid. If you are, you suffer from Paraskevidekatriaphobia, the fear of Friday the 13th.

But who's really afraid of that? Not many. Here are the top 5 most common phobias:

1. Fear of snakes (ophidiophobia)
2. Fear of giving a speech (glossophobia)
3. Fear of heights (acrophobia)
4. Fear of rodents (musophobia)
5. Fear of flying (aviophobia)

I suffer from none of the above fears...but I have a few of my own.

  I am afraid that this man will continue to breed.
(Hasselhoffiphobia) 

I am afraid this man has bigger tits than I do.
(Gnarlestitaphobia) 

I am afraid that the latest Nobel Prize Winner is actually Fletch.
(YunusFletchaphobia) 

   

I am working through it.
Thanks for your support.